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I have a doggie ear pulling fetish.

More Pics of Truman's Pickup

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Mr. Capote Has Entered The Building

Readers -- may I present Truman. He's 8 weeks old and as cute as a button. Thanks to Rocco and Corey for driving 10 hours with me today to get him.

Booback Mountain -- Love Scene Revealed

Rocco shot the latest clip we've managed to steal from Universal of Booback Mountain.

I have a feeling a lot will be done in the editing room, but it's a Santorum like tale of the bond between Man and Man's Laziest Friend.

Booback Mountain -- Secret Scene Revealed

An anonymous source sent us this unedited clip from Booback Mountain -- apparently leaked from one of his friends at the studio.

I must say -- the acting is brilliant and so is the camerawork.

I expect it's only a matter of time before the critics realize this is the film of the year -- based on a short story from Dog Fancy magazine -- it took a strong director like Oliver Kamm to bring this gentle story to the screen.

So -- dear viewers -- Booback Mountain -- The story of the laziest dog in Manhattan -- Scene Two.

Booback Mountain

The story of a Rottweiller so in love with being lazy it nearly destoyed him.

Dog Sloth -- thy name is Boo. See the trailer here.

Songs For Truman

Ben Folds -- Tiny Dancer
Rufus Wainwright -- Rebel Price
Ben Folds -- Brick
Rufus Wainwright -- Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk

and Finally

Lobo -- Me and You and a Dog Named Boo

Boo Enjoys His Last Puppy Free Days

He seems to have no idea what's coming. We all came home after dinner because Corey is a big loser and wanted to watch the Amazing Race.

Also -- I took a cute picture of Rocco which is really a challenge seeing as he weighs 400 pounds and is on the verge of being morbidly obese.

The puppy's name still stands as "Booger" do to lack of suggestions from my readers. "Bear" was suggested but that sounds a little obvious to me. Names Please.

Hey -- how 'bout Truman?

Family Relations Hit New Low -- Mother Calls me a "Retard"

While explaining the merits of naming my new puppy Booger -- my mother became more and more agitated. Eventually questioning how she raised a 33 year old adolescent and refusing to see the joy that a dog named Booger could bring. I explained that at Temple she could say "This is my son Oliver who owns the Art Gallery -- did you know he has a dog named Booger?"

The conversation disintegrated to the point of her calling me a "Retard" and hanging up on me (she was laughing when she did it.

So -- still open to named although Booger is still way in the lead. I think Corey and Rocky and I are going to go get him Sunday.

P.S. Juantarded and I had dinner with Josh and Josh last night! I love Josh and Josh. They are so fucking sweet and funny and have that wide eyed just moved to New York for their big adventure energy.

I want to eat with them once a week from now on.

I interviewed them a little and they have genius responses.

Me: So Josh and Josh -- how long have you been rich and famous?

Joshes: (without missing a beat) Since conception.

Oh -- and below is a picture of Booger. He's in the middle.

Boo's Little Brother.

I decided Boo needs a little brother. He;s the one on the left. I may go pick him up this weekend.

I think I'm going to name him Booger although I am open to suggestions.